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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:10

Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
What is the dirtiest city in India?
No go.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
They put up a sign reading