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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

How would you define love?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

What is the dirtiest city in India?

No go.

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Why do men like women gold diggers?